Tour De Pants?

2021年2月10日
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*Le Tour de Pants with Ali Selim. From Tall Glass with Ice Productions Plus. When Alexi Grewal won gold in the 1984 Olympics, it wasn’t because he was.
*The Tour De Pants Welcome everyone! VIVA LA PANTS!!!!! Saturday, December 15, 2007. Ten Days to iPhone!!!! Yeah, I guess I’m obsessing a little. Ten days and I get.Tour De France Poop Pants
’Whenever you feel guided to perform a kindness, act on it at once. Wait too long and circumstances may fan the flames of remorse. You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late.’Red Ants Pants completed the last leg of the Coastal Tour at the 59th Annual Miles City Bucking Horse Sale. We rolled into town on Friday night towing quite a Red Ants Pants entourage. One truck towed the Ant Hill and another truck pulled the Bucking Ant all the way from White Sulphur Springs to the big city lights of Miles City. No self-respecting float would be complete without a wonderful crew of supporters and a huge thank you goes out to: Rusty & Anna, Andy, Mike, Crystal, Becky, Anna B, Bethany, Jennie, and Fred-the best looking dog to wear a RAP t-shirt. You all looked great on the float and did a damn fine job of promoting RAP. Thank you! We rocked Main St. on Saturday morning with our float and throughout the day we saw lots of fans using the latest edition of RAP koozies. Post parade, our entourage enjoyed the sunshine, warm temperatures and the impressive festivities. Dressed to kill in the latest RAP t-shirts and pants, we strolled through downtown, watching the rest of the 1 1/2 hour long parade, eating delicious street vendor food and, of course, cheering at the Bucking Horse Sale and Horse Races! As the sun set on all of those cowboy hats, we kicked up our heels at the street dance. We’re so happy and honored to end this leg of the tour with so many dear friends, newly formed friends and many supporters from the eastern corner of Montana to southern California, and the spectacular places between. Our most sincere appreciation goes out to all of our house party hosts for welcoming us into their homes and allowing us to bring ’Work Strong’ to their friends and neighbors. Thank you, thank you, thank you to all of our new customers and supporters--your enthusiasm, wisdom and hardworking soul is nothing short of impressive and continues to drive us as we drove over 4,000 beautiful miles.So, this ends our blog for now. Sarah will spend some much needed time back at her home and shop, busy as ever with all the RAP duties. Nellie is most excited to stretch her four legs and chase around the shop cat, Magpie. What a travel companion she was! And Maggie will wander on home to Whitefish where Glacier National Park beckons her.
Tour de France 2013 (Multi) By: Focus
MUCH like The Late, Late Show, Le Tour de France was once a perennial Channel 4 schedule-filler, eagerly consumed by lovers of undulating, lycra buttocks (the Tour, not The Late, Late Show). And thanks to its incessant coverage on the fledgling channel, the mid-80s marked a point when my generation put away such childish things as the BMX and straddled the majestic racing bike.
Built for speed, not for comfort, a Raleigh 10-speed, complete with groin-shredding seat and foot straps, was the sumptuous dream of many a shoeless urchin. This elegant vehicle for a more civilised age (it even came with its own pump) was almost never used for racing, but wrapping masking tape around those drop-handlebars was a rite of passage. Suddenly, the back alley to the Spar became France’s verdant hills for any budding Stephen Roche or Sean Kelly, though playing cards clothes-pegged to the spokes for that authentic motorbike sound certainly tarnished the authentic sheen. But whereas this two-wheeled transport of delight has since been relegated to the attic or wrapped around a tree, the Tour continues unabated, and in 2013 celebrates 100 years of drug-fuelled pedalling. Three weeks of amphetamine-powered, dog-avoiding endurance that draws more headlines for riders eating asphalt and dodgy substances than actual winners, the Tour is also the subject of an annual videogame tie-in.
When a yellow-jerseyed Chris Froome freewheeled under the Champs Elysee last week, the one-time Kenyan avocado-peddler, now big-time British bike-pedaller, completed a grueling mix of tactics, stamina and strength over 3,403 kilometers. Alas, the official game is less than magnifique, reducing such superhuman prowess to hammering buttons and eating bananas, a feat worthy of the common chimp. Striking a dismal chord between arcade and simulation, Tour de France 2013 is a mix of tactical elements (such as timing when to eat said banana), dodgy handling and heeding advice from your team, who relay intel and warn of impending rival attacks. Ensconced in the Saxo Minkoff team, with Alberto Contador as team leader, a lack of licensing means you won’t be tearing it up with real-world athletes, though hollow succour is provided through such pseudonymous luminaries as Braulio Waggons and Chris Vroome. Seriously. Though the entire team is in your control, players take to the saddle as one member, launching bluff attacks, changing gears and, yes, eating bananas.
Mercifully, given the 21 stages involved, the actual cycling is automated. Alternatively, players can complete a scaled-down version with seven key dates. The incredible thing is, even the game knows it’s dull, and, on the advice of their manager, players can skip forward through vast swathes of identikit road. Based on one of the world’s great sporting spectacles, the Tour’s mix of speed, endurance and sticking to the correct racing line could have been a two-wheeled F1, albeit much, much slower. Instead, the most high-octane decision in this bicycle built for poo is whether to snaffle a kiwi fruit or banana (and Pac Man did that better 30 years ago). Tour De France Pants
Looks-wise, it’s hardly a French fancy. Given the real thing features scenery lusher than Bradley Wiggins’ muttonchops, the barren environments on offer here are sterile and bland, populated by wonkily animated racers and a repetitive soundtrack that consists mostly of your manager’s inane ramblings. Dull and overcomplicated, with busy menus festooned with notes and numbers, userfriendly this is not. There are plenty of decent ideas on offer, such as co-op multiplayer, but it’s all so cheaply constructed that even hardcore cycling fans will struggle to eek any enjoyment from it. What should have been the closest thing to taking part in the Tour de France without pumping yourself full of sweet, sweet steroids is instead bargain bucket tat. On yer bike.
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